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Geek Time

Geek Time

I’ve been a lot of different types of geek over the years, S.C.A. SF Nerd,  The class History or Literature Maven, Gamer, a lot of others. One thing I have noted consistently across the board is a lack of timing. My D&D group has been together for over three decades, I don’t think any of […]

Ask A Geek Anything, Issue Seven

Ask A Geek Anything, Issue Seven

Good afternoon, and welcome to Ask a Geek Anything. Lucky number seven is an explosive issue!  Here we answer all those questions to avoid getting woodchipped in Wisconsin. Today, we bring in a super nerdy special guest with plenty of comic book experience: Declan Finn. The question comes to us  from Ida Nno: Who would win […]

You Lose!

Dear CHORFS, SJW’s and SMOF’s: You poor sods. You’ve already lost. When you rail at those who oppose you, then cut them off so they can’t respond to your accusations — Lose. When you feed the same talking points to your pet news media, and they all faithfully spew the same lies they didn’t bother […]

A Proposal: New Awards

Doug Irvin/Contributor There’s been a lot of hate spewing about on the subject of the Hugo Award. While it seems as though it is mainly emanating from one side, there has been reaction – more or less justified – from the other. To recap the situation: A small group – comprising some fen (plural of […]

The Sad Puppy Anthem

Authors note: We’ve been asked, by the more sensitive members of our audience, to refrain from applause afterwards, because loud noises trigger them. They also suggested “jazz hands” as an acceptable alternative. I considered it for a moment, and laughed loudly. . . . **************************************************************************** The Battle Hymn of the Wrongfans Lyrics, copyright, April 2015, […]

The writer, a field guide to the North American writer

The writer, a field guide to the North American writer

So you want to join the ranks of Writer watchers do you? You have your Binos, jungly style outfit with shorts and a pith helmet? Ahh… you are missing the field guide. Well, I am here to rectify that problem. The first thing you need to do is discover how to differentiate between the species […]