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The Sad Puppy Anthem

Authors note: We’ve been asked, by the more sensitive members of our audience, to refrain from applause afterwards, because loud noises trigger them. They also suggested “jazz hands” as an acceptable alternative.

I considered it for a moment, and laughed loudly. . . .

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The Battle Hymn of the Wrongfans
Lyrics, copyright, April 2015, Keith A. Glass
Music: “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” (traditional)

My ears have heard the howling
of the CHORFlings and their Lords,
We have smashed the Safer Spaces
where their Secret Plans are stored,
We all fight for one goal, that
just good stories get awards,
At every damned Worldcon. . .

Glory! Glory ! to Sad Puppies! Glory! Glory! to Sad Puppies
Glory! Glory ! to Sad Puppies! As we go posting on. .
(alternate: Teresa is a Toad )

We have faced the lying assaults
of ten thousand lies and tweets,
We have laughed out loud at blog posts
that the CHORFlords call “red meat”,
For one Saturday in August
Then our Triumph will be sweet,
As we go posting on

Glory! Glory ! to Sad Puppies! Glory! Glory! to Sad Puppies
Glory! Glory ! to Sad Puppies! As we go posting on. .

They claim we’re race- and sexist,
and we called in ‪#‎gamergate‬,
They say our gals are “white men”
We do not Require Hate
And that Tempest in a teapot,
Well, that girl just needs a date,
As we go marching on

Glory! Glory ! to Sad Puppies! Glory! Glory! to Sad Puppies
Glory! Glory ! to Sad Puppies! As we go WINNING on. .

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The Battle Hymn of the Wrongfans by Keith Glass is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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About Keith Glass

Cyber Security Geek. Long-time fanboy. Gamer. Punster. Wields Snark at +5 normally, gets a Vorpal Snark at 96 or better on a d100. . .

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